First, let me introduce myself, I am Matilde Zaso~wka, your Spuscizna Source-eress. You can never have too many sources to back up your data. I can also assist you in the placement of your tildes ~ .
Yes, you read that right, because many Polish words have letters that are not found in the English alphabet. In that case, the Source-eress will enlighten you and help you to correctly spell the words with the use of the tilde. I can point you in the right direction when you seek assistance. My influence reaches all the way to my ancestral noble blood in the village of Wa~pielsk. Never hesitate to call on Ma~!
Ah, computer users, who ever said it would be easy to do research on the web?Of course you will face an onslaught of viruses and worms. These are created by HUMAN viruses and worms! If you have never been invaded by either, then surely your time is coming. You don’t want to fall into the lair of the evil worms! They’ll wrap around your software components and lock you out, intent on destroying anyone who also stands in their path. When you are out there making contacts with other researchers, never assume that all other researchers are operating in everyone’s best interest, or that they aren’t trying to make a buck by copyrighting public records. Get your computer protected with the best protection you can afford. It will be worth it, my friends! I wouldn’t lead you astray!
Spu is a mysz or, in English, a mouse. He's a rather magical mouse because he's the one who brings an array of Polish history, geography, and heritage to your computer screen. Today's internet is a powerful global telecommunications tool.
So, although Spu is small in size,
he does provide a
mammoth
amount of information.
He is, afterall,
the mouse that ROARED!
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Now, in your travels through Researchville, steer clear of the Super Genius, Goddess of Questions and Answers! She is an annoying little character, who operates under grandiose delusions that she knows all there is about Polish Genealogy Research. We all know someone like this, don’t we? We think someone may have dropped a house on her sister. People with any real knowledge have already learned to avoid her, but you have to get past her first. If you cross her, she will conjure up Evil Lawyer Lee who will fight her battles with his empty legalese rhetoric. |
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And last but not least, there is the Gorilla. She is a self-styled expert of specifically chosen Polish villages.She has research that she will not share, and jealously guards any records she has accumulated. You all know researchers like her: Can’t bear criticism, won’t tolerate being shown mistakes she has made and has, sadly, transformed herself into this Gorilla mutation. Sightings of her are rare, thank goodness. |
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With the exception of Matilde the Sourceress, any resemblance of any person , living or dead, to any of the characters on this Humor Page is coincidental and not intended.
The characters are purely fictional to illustrate the humor of the accompanying text.
